1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:04,971 - Eh yo, Tommy! - Hm? 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,407 Looky here, man, check this out. 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,976 I'm your brother. 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,311 What's up, Cole? 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,182 Shut up. 6 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,884 Would you two stop fooling around, okay? 7 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,419 The guests will be arriving any minute. 8 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,821 Oh, why'd you care so much about throwing Martin and Gina 9 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,156 an engagement party anyway? 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,392 You always talking about how they gonna break up. 11 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,027 Oh, yeah, that reminds me. 12 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:29,362 Anybody want a part in this uh, divorce pool? 13 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,267 - Pam, now that's cold. - Mm-hm. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,369 See, I don't believe this, Pam, it's sick. 15 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,872 There's 300 bucks in it already. 16 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:40,407 You're making me shit with it. 17 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:42,108 I thought so. I thought so. 18 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,226 Uh, uh, uh, baby, Gina, I need your help. 19 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,162 In a minute, Martin. So then what'd you do? 20 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,331 What? Uh-uh. 21 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,100 Uh-uh. 22 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,435 Ah-ah, Gina, baby, I don't know how to iron the shirt 23 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,470 I need your help. 24 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,742 So then, so, so what else did you do, girl? 25 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,112 No! 26 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:56,149 Ow! Ow! 27 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,686 - Oh, Gina, I burnt my hand! - 'Martin.' 28 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,588 Lisa-Lisa-Lisa, Lisa, girl 29 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,490 - I'll call you back, bye. - Ow! Ow! 30 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,491 Baby! 31 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,594 - Ow! - Oh, God! 32 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,195 Blow on it! Blow on it! 33 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,698 What happened, baby? 34 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,033 - I burnt my hand on the iron. - Oh, shoot. 35 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,468 I'm-I'm get some butter. 36 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:16,803 Would you, would you finish the shirt? 37 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,838 - Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. - Thank you. 38 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,145 - Martin.. - Ow, ow. 39 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:28,114 This thing isn't even plugged in. 40 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,617 That ain't the point. 41 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:33,119 The point is who was you talking to, Gina? 42 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,655 You know we got an engagement party to go to, baby. 43 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,158 - Now come on, get it up. - Hey, I was talking to Lisa. 44 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,792 Can you believe her man Benny 45 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:40,793 disappeared for two days 46 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,328 said he was at the 7-Eleven. 47 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,498 So, what's the problem? 48 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,903 Come on, Martin, he didn't spend the whole weekend there. 49 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,472 Hey, you don't know that, okay? 50 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,207 They got a lot of good magazines 51 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,742 up there in the 7-Eleven. 52 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,976 If I was married to Lisa 53 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,745 I'd got to the 7-Eleven too 54 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,246 for more than a damn burrito 55 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,381 I'll tell you that. 56 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,916 So you, uh, condone that? 57 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,317 Leaving your woman and not telling her 58 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:07,320 where you going, you just, you know condone that. 59 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,521 Oh, Gina.. 60 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,559 Now, now, I don't condone it. 61 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:15,161 I understand it, but I don't 62 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,864 c-c-condone it, no! 63 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,899 Oh, you understand it? 64 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,501 Y-you know, what? 65 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,036 I'm not even gonna talk about it because I see 66 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,771 where this is going, okay? It's not even-- 67 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,207 You know what, baby? You know what? You're right. 68 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,841 You are right, girl. 69 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,377 Why are we arguing like this on the night 70 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:34,180 of our engagement party, Gina, huh? 71 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,517 Because me and you, we are not like Benny and Lisa. 72 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,286 - We are here, baby. Here! - Okay. 73 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,589 - Okay. Hm-hm. - Huh? Alright. 74 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,458 Now, look here, um, when you iron this 75 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,227 iron the whole shirt 76 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,129 not just the front of it, like you do yours, alright? 77 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,965 And hurry up, because we are in a rush. 78 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,299 Come on, baby, let's go. 79 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,202 Okay, Tommy 80 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,570 you think I got enough chairs? 81 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:58,972 How many people are you expecting? 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,640 About 20. 83 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,409 Yo, I don't know why didn't let me invite my friends, okay? 84 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,246 Big Bone Brenda now 85 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,780 would've got naked for nachos. 86 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,716 You know what I'm saying? Wild, just.. 87 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,254 This is not one of your house parties. 88 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,388 Cole! 89 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,724 This party is classy. 90 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:43,783 I say Jerome's in the house. 91 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,753 - Ah, Jerome? - Yeah. 92 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,821 What are you doing here? 93 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:52,659 Hey, why the hell would you ask a dumb question 94 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,127 Heady Riley? 95 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,829 Huh? It's a party, ain't it? 96 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,865 Everybody's talking about it 97 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,433 down at the bus station. 98 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,869 Ah, man, Macaroni Tony. 99 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,170 And Nappy Red. 100 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,705 Oh, they say it's the spot here. 101 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,776 - Cole, you told everybody? - Huh? 102 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,377 Uh, no, just Nappy Red. 103 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,813 Okay? I have no idea how Macaroni Tony found out. 104 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,114 - I don't know. - Stupid. 105 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,116 Watch it now. 106 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,053 Oh! Bubbly Brown Sugar. 107 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,655 Oh! Look at that. 108 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:26,392 If it ain't bad Pama Jama. 109 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,661 Girl, look at you.. 110 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:29,662 Alright. 111 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,730 All stacked up 112 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,298 like some flapjack. 113 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:35,635 - Alright. Okay. - Whoo! Woah! 114 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,738 Come on over here and give Jerome a hug. 115 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,307 So we can make pigs in a blanket. 116 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,975 - No.. - Mrs. Butter-world! 117 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,645 Okay. Alright, Jerome. 118 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,080 Alright, how you doin'? 119 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,148 - Alright, okay. - Girl, you checked it out. 120 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,883 Don't do me like that. 121 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:53,186 You know, I've been chasing you for a while. 122 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,520 J-Jerome? 123 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,689 Man, if nothing else don't happen in my life.. 124 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,591 - Yeah, yeah, that's wonderful. - I gotta have you. 125 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,427 E-e-excuse me, m-mister, mister, Romey Rome. Uh.. 126 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,596 - Yeah. - Uh, see, this is, no offense. 127 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,732 Brother, but this here, Jerome 128 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,267 is-is a private, uh, private party 129 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,502 bro, bro. 130 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,405 Man, slow your row, please, man. 131 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,941 I'm over here! 132 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,942 I-I realize-- 133 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,043 Here, looking like a 134 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,212 big ass glycerin ball. 135 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,449 Alright? 136 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,385 Now, young man over there 137 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:28,087 invited me and my nephew. 138 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,523 Wait a minute, Jerome, who's your nephew? 139 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,032 It's the D-O-G-G 140 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,567 'cause that'd be me. 141 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,636 I hope you don't mind me and the few of the home boys 142 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,471 from the Dogg planning on stopping through making your 143 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,140 party livelier than what it was. 144 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,709 Hell, yeah, Snoop! We mind! 145 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,144 It ain't that kind of party, bro. 146 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,745 you got to step.. and raise on out 147 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:53,946 it ain't that kind of party in here. 148 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,314 Pam, chill, okay? 149 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,916 Yo, it's just a few more brothers 150 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,451 Snoop, let 'em in, it's cool, it's all good. 151 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,653 Cole, this is my party! 152 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,122 Uh-uh! No, no! 153 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,157 Uh-uh.. 154 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,226 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 155 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,462 Okay, wait a minute, y'all! 156 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,798 This ain't that kind of party, y'all! 157 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,766 Hello? Y'all, y'all got to roll. 158 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,068 'Cause it ain't that kind of party, okay? 159 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,639 Did y'all hear me? 160 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,674 I said it ain't that kind of party! 161 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,342 Don't make me go to my purse! 162 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,410 You know what I'm saying? 163 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,612 This is a classy affair! 164 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,815 Don't make me get the captain! 165 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,320 Give me that, Jerome! 166 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,189 - Give me that, give me that! - Don't take away.. 167 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,694 Gina, you know I was just 168 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,763 playing about the shirt, baby. 169 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,598 Come on, now, stop acting like a baby 170 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,967 and open the door, Gina. 171 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,770 I need to get my deodorant, thank you. 172 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,640 You sure do needed that 173 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,109 the funky style, why don't you play some stinky 174 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,711 music, funk boy. 175 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,483 You know what? Fine, Gina. 176 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,885 Fine! 177 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,220 You wanna act childish? 178 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,554 Fine, Gina, act childish. 179 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,389 But I'mma be a man about this 180 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,891 and I will apologize 181 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,993 like I always do. 182 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,528 Gina, Marty Mart 183 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:18,798 is sorry, are you happy now? 184 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,500 That's all you had to say in the first place 185 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:23,035 we could've been out of here and dressed a long time ago. 186 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,905 No! No, Gina! 187 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,406 You've been in there all that damn time 188 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,175 and you ain't dressed yet? 189 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,010 Why are you playing these games? 190 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,879 Girl, get in there, get dressed, let's go! 191 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,180 Don't tell me what to do! 192 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,048 You don't own me. 193 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,084 I get dressed when I'll feel like it. 194 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,053 Fine. Fine. 195 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,922 Baby, fine, take your time you know what? 196 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,590 Your man was just trying to help you out. 197 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,892 I mean, you know how long 198 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,527 it takes you to put on your make-up. 199 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,196 Correction, go through metamorphosis. 200 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,550 You are the most arrogant 201 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:11,784 pompous, jack ass in the world 202 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,786 I wish you would just.. No, don't even.. 203 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,290 I'm not hearing you, I'm not hearing you. 204 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,125 Is there somebody in the apartment? 205 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,393 Oh, you gonna play those games? 206 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:23,629 Fine, Martin, I will say nothing to you! 207 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,398 And by the way that suit you're getting ready to wear 208 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:28,034 tonight, that's tacky, tackiest thing in the world. 209 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,236 - Whack! Whack-whack-whack-- - I'll tell you what. 210 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,571 When I'm finished with it I'll put it back 211 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:32,805 in your father's closet. 212 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,309 Fine! Fine! Fine! Martin! 213 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,044 And while you're in there get my father's clippers 214 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,714 so you can give your mother a shave alright, alright? 215 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,550 That was a good one! That was a good one! 216 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,786 You're gonna take that back. Why you gotta there? 217 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,588 - Why you gotta go there, Gina? - I'm not hearing you! 218 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:49,989 I'm not hearing you! 219 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,325 Is there somebody in this raggedy-ass apartment? 220 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,462 Oh, oh, oh, oh, but why you gotta copy? 221 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:57,763 Why you gotta copy? 222 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,565 That's why you ain't original enough to come up 223 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,067 with your own sentence like I do. 224 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,069 - La la la la la la la! - La la la la la la la! 225 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,503 Get away from me! Get away from me! 226 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606 - La la la la la la la! - La la la la la la la! 227 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,655 Oh, man! But you got to listen to your uncle. 228 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,757 Snoop, okay, man. 229 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,359 Let me tell you something 230 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,128 I was in the music business myself. 231 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,596 See, when I was your age 232 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,834 I was a-a-a-a new walkman and showstopper. 233 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,669 I had this little harmonizer thing 234 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,671 that used to go like this, check it out. 235 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,676 Yeah. 236 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,611 Uncle Jerome, you know 237 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,313 I didn't know all them old love songs and things 238 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,282 I'd be rapping about a straight wheel, you know that. 239 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,219 Smart, why don't you talk it real. 240 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:57,056 I'll tell you what's real, Snoop Doggy Dogg 241 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,824 when the music stops 242 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,194 you gotta have something to fall back on. 243 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,864 That's why I got my PhD 244 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,565 in megology. 245 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,368 You see I'm mixin' five different languages. 246 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,237 Check it out. 247 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,073 First one is Spanish. 248 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,247 Second one, Chinese. 249 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,022 This all good, you know what I'm saying, but, uh.. 250 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,057 I ain't going out like that 251 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,324 I keep my mind on my money 252 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,759 and my money on my mind. 253 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,828 - You know what I'm saying? - Ah, see, let me see. 254 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,430 Your, uncle.. Why, I've got to talk to you. 255 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,433 Now, listen, that's the problem 256 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,169 with you young gippa-gappas? 257 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,504 Let me tell you where I'm at with mine, huh? 258 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,774 You got to stop wearing your pants off your ass. 259 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,111 You got to dress like Romey Rome. 260 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,881 I'm a fashion statement, man. 261 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,216 Check it out, Jerome 262 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,951 no disrespect, uncle 263 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,187 but I don't love them clothes. 264 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,126 But you love them hoes, let me tell you something, Dogg. 265 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,861 Get away! Tommy! 266 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,629 Tommy, would you help me over here? 267 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,731 Oh, I can't help you 268 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:12,965 I'm getting my freak on. 269 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,800 Come on, daddy, like it like that, come on. 270 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,802 Whoo! 271 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:17,970 Girl, what is she.. 272 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,106 Ew.. 273 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,374 Ew. What? 274 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,477 What do you want? 275 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,946 I came to get my groove on. 276 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,781 Oh, wait a minute. 277 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,483 You're my favorite quarterback. 278 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,285 - Aren't you Warren Moon? - No. 279 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,155 I'm the other one Randall Cunningham. 280 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,157 - Good enough. - Well, alright. 281 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,796 Ah, say party over here. 282 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,311 Why are you always making us late, Gina? 283 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,679 - Me? - Yeah, you. 284 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,682 Who else am I talking to? Yeah, you, Gina! 285 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,519 Huh? Baby, you do this all the time. 286 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,687 It's because of you we missed the first two minutes 287 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,456 of "Jurassic Park," Gina. 288 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,158 By the time we got there the only brother 289 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,960 and he was dead, gone, rest in peace! 290 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,530 Oh, you want to go all the way back to "Jurassic Park?" 291 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,031 Fine, I can go back even further 292 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,167 I can go all the way back to "Coolie High." 293 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,868 Girl, "Coolie High," please. 294 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,936 We weren't even dating then. 295 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,471 I know, that's why I got to see 296 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,540 the whole movie you all up in here with your.. 297 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:32,511 Well, Gina, you got to see it all. 298 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,713 Well, I guess the person behind you 299 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,182 didn't get to see it with that 300 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,551 kickball head of yours, huh? 301 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,720 I can't see, who's it staring? 302 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,355 Excuse me, lady, move your head 303 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,623 Move your.. 304 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,993 Excuse me, thank you. 305 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,628 Yeah, well, you may not have seen it, Martin 306 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,231 but you damn sure heard it with those satellite dishes 307 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,366 you got stuck on the side of your head. 308 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,472 Gina, you ain't.. 309 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,251 A ear joke, ha-ha. 310 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,752 How clever, Gina. 311 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,589 How do you come up with such original material? 312 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,257 Baby, let me tell you something. 313 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,059 When it comes to the ears.. 314 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,328 ...done heard 'em all. 315 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,696 Done heard 'em all. 316 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,898 Oh, Martin, please, and the big head jokes? 317 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,433 Please, that was brilliant. 318 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,835 Where are you gonna next, huh, where you gonna go? 319 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,837 You know what? I'll tell you where I'm not going 320 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,205 Ms. My-Mouth-Just-Got-Me-In 321 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,940 Trouble-Trying-To-Start With-The-Big-Dog. 322 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,442 I won't be going to that whack ass 323 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,277 engagement party, I'll tell you that. 324 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,046 Fine, Martin, because I don't want to go with you anyway. 325 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,681 Girl, I wasn't trying to go with you. 326 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,383 - Well, good. - Well, good then, Gina. 327 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,285 - You act just like little baby. - You make me sick. 328 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,453 Ooh! You make me sick. 329 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,756 Don't be slamming my door! 330 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,625 Ugh! Yeah, ugh! 331 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,094 You wanna slam! You wanna slam! 332 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,595 You wanna slam! 333 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,265 You wanna slam! 334 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,401 You wanna slam! 335 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,602 You wanna slam! 336 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,276 Looky here, Snoop 337 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,977 I sent you a job application 338 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,079 and my resume over six months ago 339 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,782 nobody's got back with me yet. 340 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,150 What's up with that? 341 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,219 We was busy, dawg. What you do, dawg? 342 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,421 I can rap and I can sing. 343 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,090 I can imagine to the world the joy that I could bring 344 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,493 but the first thing that you know I gotta do is 345 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,762 I gotta be down with Snoop Doggy Dogg 346 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,263 in the Doggy Dogg crew. 347 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,167 Yeah. 348 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,835 Count me out with all that barking, dawg. 349 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,903 I ain't come here for that 350 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,271 I mean business always happen 351 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,407 from 12 to 6, you understand what I'm saying? 352 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,841 I'm here to get mine only, if you don't mind. 353 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,510 Oh, well, what I'm saying here, man 354 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,179 is I'm straight out of trailer park, you know what I mean? 355 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,148 That's a whole other market that you ain't even 356 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,650 tapped into yet, huh? 357 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,420 Just think of it as a white project 358 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,255 on wheels, man. 359 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,823 You know what I'm saying? 360 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,358 Here's my demo tape 361 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,193 it's from the old school. 362 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,595 Eight track, alright? 363 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,698 You know what I'm saying? 364 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,600 Don't miss the boat. 365 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,169 You a ball player, man 366 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,305 you a ball player, let me rap to you. 367 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,274 Now look here 368 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,310 Romey Rome need your help, man. 369 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,881 I want to open up a rib joint. 370 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,850 But my money is funny 371 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,152 and my credit won't get it. 372 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,290 Now, I can put you on for $30,000. 373 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,560 - Man, I ain't got $30,000. - You're lying. 374 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,964 Okay, how about, $20,000? 375 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,033 - No. - Look here, Randall, alright. 376 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,737 Uh-uh-uh, 50 dollars and a full tip, come on, man. 377 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,806 I got to get my car out the impound. 378 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,376 Look, man, raggedy-mouth. 379 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,244 - All I came here to do-- - Raggedy? 380 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,912 - Raggedy mouth. - Raggedy mouth? 381 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,914 All I came here to do was to have a nice time 382 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,483 before I go to camp 383 00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:00,486 so take your Jermaine Jackson perm 384 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,521 out of my face. 385 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,390 You don't know me, do you? 386 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,328 You better ask somebody I'mma tell you, man. 387 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,597 Let me tell you something, man. 388 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,232 You better watch your mouth 389 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,434 or you'll miss another season, huh? 390 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,770 Huh? Looking like, looking like 391 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,271 you don't done comb your hair 392 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,273 with a brick. 393 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,775 Hell, yeah. 394 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,277 Man, get outta my face. 395 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,616 I'm going to the boot! I'm going to the boot! 396 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,452 Damn, I got the.. I'm telling Dogg now! 397 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,620 I got wrecked! 398 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,792 Look at that.. 399 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,595 Ah, what's up, Brother Man? 400 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,698 Nothin'. 401 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,200 Just chilling. 402 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,604 Heard through the grape vineyard y'all have some gumball 403 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,941 up over here so I just came by 404 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,710 to put me up a bowl. 405 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:01,980 What? 406 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,086 Uh, Brother Man, check this out here, man. 407 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,254 Look, I've been meaning to ask you something, okay? 408 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,256 Look, how come you never use 409 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,059 the front door like everybody else? 410 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,461 Talk to me. 411 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,596 'Cause that ain't the way I roll. 412 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,434 Okay, fine. 413 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,635 Uh, but, Brother Man 414 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,070 Gina doesn't have a fire escape 415 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,339 and we six flights up, what's up, come on? 416 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,445 Sometime a brother got to do 417 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,013 what a brother got to do. 418 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:00,339 - Psst. - Psst. 419 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,709 - Psst. - Psst. 420 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,544 Psst. 421 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,882 Hey, t-they pick up, did they? 422 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,017 No, nobody's answered. I think they already left. 423 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,486 - Okay. - Yo! All the brews gone. 424 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,156 - What? - Hold up, hold up, hold up. 425 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,724 Y'all don't need to trip, there's after party 426 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,958 at my crib, you know I'm saying? 427 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,061 Hold, hold on, but, Snoop 428 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,396 I thought you lived in LA, man. 429 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,331 I do, but I got some limos outside 430 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,000 and some planes at the airport. 431 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,738 Uh-uh, uh-uh! 432 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,906 Uh-uh, hold up! 433 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,307 Ain't nobody going nowhere. 434 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,909 Y'all gonna help me clean this place up 435 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,177 that's what y'all gonna do. 436 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,012 Snoop, I don't care who you are. 437 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,414 Listen, man, I know your mother done raised you right 438 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,517 so get to cleaning, come on y'all! 439 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,587 Move it, move it and put the carpet back. 440 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,533 Hey, Gina 441 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,402 let me tell you something. 442 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,104 I am not a little man, Gina. 443 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,073 Everybody else is just big. 444 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,575 Baby, you gonna take that back. 445 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,377 Not until you take back everything you said first. 446 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,046 Gina, why do I have to apologize 447 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,447 first all the damn time? 448 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,050 - You started it! - How did I start it, Martin? 449 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,418 Talking about I'm short, Gina 450 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:23,021 when I sit on the toilet my legs swing, huh? 451 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,424 No, no, that-that was only 452 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,925 after you said my bottom lip 453 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,428 was so big that if I pull it over my head 454 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:30,729 I could wear it as a beanie. 455 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:31,730 That wasn't right. 456 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,099 - G-G-Gina. - No. No. 457 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,467 Alright, alright, fine, fine 458 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,802 maybe I did say that, baby 459 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,270 but you know I didn't mean it. 460 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,806 Gina, I love your lips. 461 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,274 Why are you tripping? 462 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,775 Because Martin, when you said 463 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,712 that, um, about.. 464 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,481 What'd you say? 465 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,383 You really like my lips? 466 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,052 Girl, you know, I love them soup coolers. 467 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,090 Blow the soup! 468 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:01,059 - I love your head handles. - You love my head handles? 469 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,100 - Girl, hm.. - Oh, honey. 470 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,335 Look at us, arguing over nothing 471 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,137 Pam is throwing us this engagement party 472 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,672 and we're not even there. 473 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,140 That's right, girl. Let's.. Look, look, look.. 474 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,808 - Yeah. - Let's get dressed, huh. 475 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,244 And get over to our engagement party. 476 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,412 - Huh, huh, huh? - Okay. 477 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,813 Before I get people over there mad, girl 478 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,348 worried to death about us. 479 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,251 Martin, Martin, let's not argue over stupid things, okay? 480 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,819 Better yet 481 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,088 we haven't really made up. 482 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,326 Martin, no, no! 483 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,794 We don't have the time, we're late. 484 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,030 Gina, Gina, we already done wasted two hours 485 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,165 two more minutes ain't gonna make a difference, Gina! 486 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,967 - No, no! - Okay, fine. 487 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,802 I'll cut it down to 30 seconds. 488 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,278 - Hey! - Hey now! 489 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,213 Oh? 490 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,216 Oh, Martin, looks like nobody's even been here. 491 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,451 Yeah, well.. 492 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,553 I guess they done got bored and went home. 493 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,055 Ah, look at this. 494 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,357 It was so bad, Pam had to make up a lie about her 495 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,125 Tommy and Cole going to another party 496 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,528 with Snoop Doggy Dogg in LA. 497 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,631 Argh! See, what I'm saying about your friend? 498 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,800 - Martin.. No, Martin. - She's your friend, okay? 499 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:17,903 Why does beedeebee gotta be like that? 500 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,072 Huh? That's why she don't have no man. 501 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,373 Always lying. 502 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,175 In some homes they call it fibbing. 503 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,911 Baby, if you ever fibbed to me I'mma have to leave you. 504 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,097 - Roscoe? - Brother Man? 505 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,699 No, baby I don't have a fire escape.